Thursday, January 14, 2016

Sirius Moon Lite




Me and my husband went upstairs to check on new place we were planning to move into for our business and found the previous occupants were still there. I watched as the landlord got on their case and told them their time had run out. She told them they had to gather what they still wanted and leave immediately. I felt kind of bad because one of them was a tiny woman in a wheel chair. Though she was clearly an adult, she couldn't have been more than 2 feet tall. They quickly went around and gathered a few belongings and departed. As I watched them leave, the 2 full sized individuals let the midget grab hold of their hands so she could prop herself up...and moon us. They then all laughed uproariously as they left. I was then left with the mess they left behind. The landlord told me to do as I pleased with it...that it was my mess to deal with now and departed as well. I looked around and immediately thought 'most of this shit has got to go.' I began picking up things and noticed a blonde suit on the wall. I realized I was looking at a rock and roll souvenir. It was labeled as one of the suits Bowie had worn. I looked more closely at the other things in the room and realized the place was full of other things that would fit real nicely in the rock and roll hall of fame. I stood there perplexed, wondering if this was so precious to them, why would they leave things like this for me to clean up. In the middle of the room was a display filled with confectionery 'trifles'. My husband got excited about that and started talking about how we could continue with this business, since it was already laid out for us. I was adamant about NOT doing that. I told him he could eat what sweet he wanted there, but I wasn't going into the business of selling sweets. He picked one of them up for me to try...and to try to convince me otherwise. I tasted it, but reminded him that their left over business was not the reason why we came here.

Monday, January 11, 2016

CarDashIanS




01.06.16

I dreamed a nightmare of being lost in the maze of the Kardashian's house. Somehow I had got mixed up in some tour they have for their 'fans' and I couldn't seem to find my way back out. Every room I went into I would find yet another Kardashsian affiliate telling yet another story for their 'viewers.' I made my way to a 'behind the scenes' backroom where they had a filing cabinet. When I looked it was filled with folders marked with different historical names and time periods. I pulled out the one titled 'Greece' and opened it...and got real pissed off because I knew right away that what I was looking at was inaccurate. It was ALL nonsense and made of pure fantasy. I left that room, still looking for the way out and came upon a bathroom. The door was wide open, and clearly meant to be for the 'fans' to stop by as well. To my chagrin I found my husband hiding behind the door watching two young lovers in the bathtub...doing what young lover do in bathtubs...while being a total voyeur. He acted like, since he was hiding behind the door, no one could possibly see what he was up to. I went over and tried to get him out of there, but he wouldn't come with me.  I left him and found yet another 'behind the scenes' room, this time with big bound books. They had very impressive looking black covers on them with the white titles printed very nicely on the cover, but when I went to open them, they were all full of blank pages. Only a few of them had some lines done by hand, as if to write something on them, but nothing else. I was woken up at that moment by my husband, so I have no clue where the dream would have gone from there...but my waking thought was...they are trying to rewrite history...