Julia'n

12.09.80

I was just barely 13...

Sometimes you have a dream that stays with you your whole life.

The dream began with me and my neighbor, Julie, trying desperately to escape from my house. The dark men were after us and we knew they would kill us if we didn't get away. We hurried out into the back yard under cover of the night sky and ran to the fence, but could not find the gate to get out. There were spikes on top of the fence. Julie scrambled up and tried to get over the fence anyway, only to end up impaling herself on the spikes. I screamed in horror as everything went black before my eyes.

I then found myself in my bedroom laying in my own bed. I could hear singing and piano music coming from the living room. I slipped out of bed and into the hallway to see what was going on. I found Paul McCartney sitting at my grandmother's baby grand piano, playing and singing a gentle lullaby, with John Lennon standing next to him. John put his hand on Paul shoulder and he stopped playing. Even so, Paul never looked up or otherwise acknowledge John standing next to him. He just placed his hands in his lap and stared at the keys on the piano. John then turned around and looked at me with a deep sadness in his eyes. Paul made no further move, his back to me. After a moment, looking me straight in the eyes John said, with a sigh, "It's okay. I understand now."

I then woke up.

I heard later on that day John had been shot.

April's Fools

April 1, 2016

I was in a room by a window, with a couch in front of me, waiting for an important meeting to begin. It was if as I was there to take notes of what was about to occur.

An older, apparently male, politician waltzed into the room, dressed in a black and red lacy bra with stockings and garter belt, and black high heels...all without any undies on.

ONLY...this man didn't have any male genitalia. Instead he had a vagina! I was supposing then he must be an odd very masculine looking woman. This politician then emphatically began making sure everyone present was aware of this vagina he had and all the trouble he went through to get it. He sat down and prominently displayed it for everyone to see.

Just as this politician was doing this another politician burst into the room with his entourage.

ONLY....this politician didn't even have a body! All that was left of him was his voice and the air from his lungs contained inside a floating bag. He floated himself into the center of the room and proceeded to garner all the attention away from the vagina man seated below.

And yes, I woke up laughing!