April's Fools

April 1, 2016

I was in a room by a window, with a couch in front of me, waiting for an important meeting to begin. It was if as I was there to take notes of what was about to occur.

An older, apparently male, politician waltzed into the room, dressed in a black and red lacy bra with stockings and garter belt, and black high heels...all without any undies on.

ONLY...this man didn't have any male genitalia. Instead he had a vagina! I was supposing then he must be an odd very masculine looking woman. This politician then emphatically began making sure everyone present was aware of this vagina he had and all the trouble he went through to get it. He sat down and prominently displayed it for everyone to see.

Just as this politician was doing this another politician burst into the room with his entourage.

ONLY....this politician didn't even have a body! All that was left of him was his voice and the air from his lungs contained inside a floating bag. He floated himself into the center of the room and proceeded to garner all the attention away from the vagina man seated below.

And yes, I woke up laughing!